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Another Christmas Song, “Merry Christmas From the Family.”

Lyrics & Music By Dan Tuttle, Featured musicians, the Tuttles

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Tuttle offers his submission to the November contest:

“Blue Flips”

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—–”Merry Christmas From The Family” (The Christmas Duck)——-

Deep down in Colorado
way back in the mountains
beside a bubbling creek
long past the the doe and buck

There lives a stubborn lady
a woman to be avoided
a lass who could cause a ruckus
where misfortune runs amuck

Ten years to this Christmas day
at the holiday animal pageant
she put forth her finest lot
and showed a mangey duck

That witch, she cursed and swallowed
and brewed up all her demons
she brought out all her vices
and blessed her self with luck

And just as you would know it
from George to Ben Bernanke
she pinned on her blue ribbon
and departed like a shmuck

Yet justice is expected
it came what was deserved
the biggest of all her toes
collided with her truck

To the ground she crumpled
down among the refuse
in dog hair and ducky feathers
her hands deep in the muck

Reddened and enraged
she vanished into thin air
away like our last furry friend
into the night she snuck

Never to be seen again
that witch she is remembered
she’s in among the aspens
and sings of what she’s struck

Ten years this Christmas day
we deep in Colorado
take time out to remember
and listen for that Christmas Witches duck

ka QUACK!

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Lyrics: 帅巴 J
Music & Composition: 帅巴 J

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—-Footwear Scenester—-

I got a pair of chuck taylors and some stripy socks
My toes stretch to seven when I’m cruising the blocks
My knickers pulled high, my flappers above the thigh
you may even think that I’m that magic guy.

But I’m not, but I’m not

I’m a scenester player, from the eighties or later.
When your looking at me, there’s only one thing you see.
and that’s my body, my sexy body.

I’m stepping in my loafers, my hush puppy floaters
My chords real casual, my hair real actual.
In long flowing threads, I’ll take you to bed
you may even think I’m crazy in the head.

But I’m not, … but I’m not

I’m a scenester player, from the eighties or later.
When your looking at me, there’s only one thing you see.
and that’s my body, my sexy body.-

—-
pah, scenester player, you’re not real, your a fake
you think you just put it on and do what it takes?
it’s not what you’re wearing, it’s your attitude
you can’t change who you are based on your mood?
find yourself and to that be true,
go figure it out
and match That to your shoes.
—-

pah,
girl The American Dream
says I can be who I please

My treads say ladies, and so do my jeans.
I’m sitting low and tight, if you know what I mean
I keep my hair clean, I’m cool on the scene,
you may even think I’m a prepubescent teen.

But I’m not, … but I’m not

I’m a scenester player, from the eighties or later.
When your looking at me, there’s only one thing you see.
and that’s my body, my sexy body.

I’m kickin’ off my deckies, and I’m poppin the collar,
I love my stain-resistant kakis, and I tip top dollar
with my sleeves rolled up, and cuffs real high
you may even think I’m a ivy league guy.

But I’m not, … but I’m not

I’m a scenester player, from the eighties or later.
When your looking at me, there’s only one thing you see.
and that’s my body, my sexy body.

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Lyrics: 帅巴 J
Composition: 帅巴 J
Music: Apple Inc.