Punk ass kids.

Firecrackers are accessible, fun, and LOUD. Our courtyard, four stories down, is a bit of an attractive nuisance for such neighborhood thrills. It seems the name of the game is get all the car alarms in the block to go off, wait, then do it again. Not bad fun if you’re the one lighting the fuse, but someone get me a air rifle, because I’m the guy sleeping with thin windows upstairs.